At long last: I had a legitimate, unprovoked mustache compliment from a stranger! I was walking to the gym to inquire as to the whereabouts of my lost Casio watch (I realized 12 hours too late that I left it on the squat rack to time my rest between sets. Alas...I bought it for this deployment and only owned it two months.) and a black guy with a shaved head said, "Dude, I gotta say, nice mustache." No sense of sarcasm, either. I couldn't tell if he also had a mustache; let's just assume that he does.
NPR and
GQ confirm why this compliment shows any mustache naysayers that I'm doing something positive in my life.
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This is the best my photographer could do on short notice. |
For the most part I have not trimmed my pushbroom and it is getting to look like a Teddy Roosevelt or a Sam Elliott.
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I think mustaches keep your teeth very straight. |
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Dude..... |
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This is just wrong, very wrong. |
If I had more time, I think I'd aim for a Wyatt Earp a la Kurt Russell, not Kevin Kostner.
Lastly, August 3rd was
National Mustard Day and the Mustard Museum in Madison, Wisconsin hosted a whole day of events. Both mustard and horseradish are part of the Brassicaceae family and my dad used to tell me that horseradish would put hair on your chest. I don't think he would ever eat
Sriracha; if he did he might say that stuff would cause instant beards. Well, hear's to hoping the patrons of National Mustard Day started growing mustaches by 5pm, local Wisconsin time.
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